when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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