I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
well I can't set my house on fire every night
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
you had me at cake vodka
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
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MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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