Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
sarcasm needs its own font
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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