ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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