Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Randomize
