Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
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do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
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how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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