i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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