I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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