Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
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I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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