She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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