i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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