Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Can you bring me the toilet please
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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