His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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