We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
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it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
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I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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