im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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