This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
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How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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