And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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