Farmville is her only friend.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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