she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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