everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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