so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I love you. Go after that dick
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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