I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
