Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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