As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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