so explain again why im purple
no
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
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