Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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