I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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