I hate all girls vehemently.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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