I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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