Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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