Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
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I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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