beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
He did a backflip because drugs
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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