i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
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