I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
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I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
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I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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