I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
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Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
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I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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