i think i have herpe
just one?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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