my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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