Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
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Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
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You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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