i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
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She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
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While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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