There is no way he is gay with that hair.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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