she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
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Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
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