On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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