what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
