and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
My dick has a subreddit
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
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