was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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