i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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