You work out of a Hotel?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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