My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Bring me that man meat
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
