i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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