school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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