hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
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So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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