doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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