SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
so much tequila, so little girl.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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