Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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